I can't get this out of my head so please endure with me on this- Seed brother's reaction to taking their Young Hot Deputy out to eat somewhere and the outing being mistaken for a father/daughter dinner date by the wait staff

dlf;ldfk;sdfsdf thank you for this…..I’ve talked about this with a friend………

Jacob

• A fucked up sense of humor makes him to play along with it. Asks the Deputy “Yes, baby, would you like an appetizer? It’s daddy’s treat!”
• Smirk drops dangerously when the server asks Jacob if he would like to use his AARP card for their Seniors’ Discount. That 17-year-old in an apron didn’t know how close they were to being glassed.
• Likes torturing the Dep, but doesn’t enjoy feeling like a chewed up old man. Sixteen whiskey shots in, he’s surly and yells “ Could an ‘old man’ pull this move!?” and charges at her for a sloppy kiss. The Deputy easily pulls back and lets him stumble and crash-land onto the chicken wings (and PTSD-dreamland). 
• The server says, “Don’t be embarrassed. My grandpa also gets like this after one too many.”

Joseph

• Doesn’t skip a beat. He’s accepted it. Of course, he’s The Father. Very happy the word of Eden’s Gate has apparently reached the wait staff of Swiss Chalet. 
  
• “The Father would like a side of potato fries, my child. What? What’s so funny?”
  
• When she explains, the Deputy expects Joseph’s eyes go cold and narrow behind pissgoggles. He shrugs it off. Unnervingly easily. 
• Well of course they would think that because the Father emits such authority and paternal energy, as is the Lord’s will. Naturally, they would make a mistake, but there are worse mistakes to make. Who cares? We’re all gonna die in The Collapse. Pass the salt, my child. 

John

• Not amused at all. He thought the $2000 eye cream was working!!!!
  
• This “issue” will monopolize the evening’s conversation: “How dare they! I’m thirty-two.…Dep-yoo-teee, stop laughing, it’s true! The DMV just got the year on my license wrong, and I haven’t gotten around to change it….” 
• Insists this wouldn’t happen if she stopped dressing like a middle-schooler and making him look older than he is. It’s the platform heels discourse all over again!
• Might just buy the whole place just to fire the staff / make them Atone.