iamtypinglike98madmen:

dwmaweapongirl16:

phantoms-lair:

kermitpurple:

snowradish:

According to the Scooby Doo wiki Shaggy is canonically a draft dodger

Like, fuck the troops Scoob!

No, a draft dodger is when the government says “You have to enlist” and you basically come up with all sorts of ways to get out of it, up to and included creating a new identity.

The Government wasn’t demanding Shaggy enlist. He was sent there my his mother who, corrupted by the Nebiru Entity saw a double win in both getting her son out of her hair, and doing so in a way that would make him miserable.

So in SDMI Shaggy’s not a draft dodger, he’s a drop out. However, escaping Military School via a dog armed with a tank prolly made him the most legendary dropout ever, at least until time reset.

I’m sorry shaggy’s mom was corrupted by the what now

It’s always fun watching the reactions of people who didn’t watch Mystery Incorporated